$300B to Iran per MOU, half already paid (Reuters)

The Memorandum of Understanding between the Toilet Nation and Iran has not been released. Toilet Nation Premier Donald J. Trump said today that the full text will be released "in a couple of days." The following is from Middle East Eye. MEE's summary of the MOU is from Bloomberg, which can suck my dick because it's behind a paywall and the undersigned refuses on steadfast principle to pay for news.

Iran is set to receive sanctions relief for the sale of its oil and related petroleum products as part of a memorandum of understanding with the US that could also unlock $300bn for the redevelopment of the Islamic Republic, according to the text of the agreement circulating in US media.

The details have been reported by several media outlets, but Bloomberg obtained a full draft of the memorandum which appears to usher in sweeping gains for Iran without addressing key US war objectives.

For example, the memorandum cited by Bloomberg does not address the fate of Iran’s enriched uranium, long considered a sticking point in negotiations.

Nor does it mention Iran’s conventional military forces, like its ballistic missile arsenal, which Trump entered the war calling a threat to the US.

The memorandum also says that the ceasefire includes “all fronts, including in Lebanon”, reaffirming a key Iranian demand that is sure to anger US ally Israel.

Below is a summary of the 14 points in the memorandum signed digitally by the US and Iran on Sunday, according to Bloomberg.

A final signing ceremony is expected to take place on Friday in Switzerland. Middle East Eye could not independently verify all the points in the list. 

1. The US and Iran, along with their allies, agree to “an immediate and permanent end to the war on all fronts”.

2. The second clause contains a joint commitment to respect for sovereignty and territorial integrity.

3. Iran and the US agree to negotiate a final peace deal over the next 60 days and extend the current ceasefire if needed.

4. The US agreed to lift its naval blockade in the Strait of Hormuz. This section also contains a mention of withdrawing "its [US] forces” from “surrounding areas” within 30 days of the final agreement. It is not clear where the geographic boundaries are.

5. Iran agrees to lift its blockade of the Strait of Hormuz and remove any obstacles.

6.The US agrees to “ensure financing of at least $300 billion” for the “rehabilitation and economic development” of Iran. This sum is part of a final agreement that will be implemented within 60 days.

"ensure...at least $300B". Wow. $300B here, $300B there, pretty soon you're talking real money.

6. The US commits to a phased lifting of all sanctions on Iran, including “resolutions of the United Nations Security Council and the Board of Governors of the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA), and all unilateral US sanctions, both primary and secondary”. No timeline is given for this process.

How can the Toilet Nation "commit" to lifting sanctions by the United Nations, and the IAEA?

7.[a] Iran reiterates that it will not produce a nuclear weapon. This section also says the fate of Iran's enriched uranium and wider nuclear programme will be addressed in a final agreement. It is notable [b] that the ceasefire does not include an immediate demand for Iran not to enrich uranium.

[c] Iran promises not to develop its nuclear programme in the next 60 days. “Iran will maintain the status quo on its  nuclear program, and the US will not impose new sanctions on Iran or strengthen its forces in the region,” the text adds.

I have added the lettered subparagraphs. Now, I want all of you to point at me and laugh in my face: Except for 7 [b], which should have been addressed, and which I bet the Toilet Nation's ace team of negotiators done forgot to do, I don't mind this, in fact, I rather like it. There is no inspection-verification regime, keep pointing and laughing, it's based on trust (increase laughing to shrill level), the same way Premier Trump in his first term dealt with Kim Jong un and the DPRK. I think that has worked out, hasn't it? If not I submit to struggle session.

8. The US agrees to issue sanctions waivers for the sale of Iranian oil and petroleum products. The text adds that “All related services, including banking, insurance, transportation, and the like” are included in the waiver.

"and the like" is not cool, not copacetic, not kosher, it's bullshit from brains too in the toilet to think of more things.

9. Iran will obtain access to its frozen funds based on the “progress” of negotiations in the next 60 days.

10. An implementation mechanism will be established to oversee any final agreement.

11. The US and Iran will continue the framework for negotiating the final agreement following “commencement of implementation of Articles 4, 5, 10, and 11”.

I don't know if Articles 4, 5, 10, and 11 are the same as MEE's, not me's, MEE's paragraphs 4, 5, 10, and 11.

12. The final peace deal will be approved by a binding United Nations Security Council resolution.

To what effect if the Toilet Nation can unilaterally lift sanction imposed by the U.N. Security Council?

Public Occurrences June 16, 2026

Trump goes after Netanyahu as he pursues deal with Iran

“Without the U.S., there would be no Israel. Without me, there would be no Israel because no other President was willing to do what I did,” Trump said.

AP

Bet he primaries him.

8:48 pm:

Trump and Netanyahoo, two criminals, have made Iran far more dangerous to the Toilet Nation and the Christian Protectorate in Israel than before.

3:15 pm:

Iran says the deal to end the war with the US requires Israel to withdraw from Lebanon

... a condition Israel has already rejected and that could sink the agreement, leading to the resumption of all-out war.
AP

🤭

"Everyone is better off with some class," Major Lee once said, "but if you're phony it's absolutely mandatory."

😂👏 Addie Pray (183)

Yawnis Finis*

June 15, 11:59 pm

1) There is no deadline to trade or not to trade. It's not foregone that Beer will trade Antetokounmpo. There was no trade despite feverish excitement at the trade deadline in February. Antetokounmpo could still sign an extension and stay.

2) The "Heat's" package does not give Milwaukee's beer head.

3) The "Celtics" are not leaking links to Antetokounmpo.

"Boston keeps all of their business quiet. Boston’s business doesn’t get out there. 

4) Milwaukee is not the source of trade talks.

"Jon Horst does not leak. He has a very small front office and he does not discuss anything."

5) The "Heat" are not the source.

"The Heat aren't going to drive up their own asking price..."

Just common sense but since I quoted, John Karalis, si.com/celtics, 

6) Players' agents are the source. 

Those who have the most direct, personal financial interest in chumming the waters:

Barry Jackson of the Miami Herald in response to a fan saying ‘it’s over, [Giannis Antetokounmpo] is a Celtic’: “Yes, there are agents saying this.”

Ira Winderman: There are agents saying Giannis will be traded to the Celtics.

7) And it's not true. Antetokounmpo will not be traded to Boston.

*Update: Gary Washburn on the Celtics and Giannis Antetokounmpo 🎥: @NBCSBoston “I don’t think he’s gonna be a Celtic, and that’s just from what I’m hearing. I think the Celtics are gauging what it would take to get Giannis to Boston and figuring out whether they want to move Jaylen 

Gary Washburn, Beans beat reporter Boston Globe

"It would mean changing the entire structure of the way the Celtics play basketball.”

“In recent days we have seen that the Boston Celtics have shown some interest there, but a Celtics offer has a stumbling block. No. 1, you’d be potentially breaking up [Jayson Tatum] and Jaylen Brown. No. 2, it would mean changing the entire structure of the way the Celtics play basketball.”

I know nothink. What I can glean from what players agents, Giannis', perhaps Giannis himself, and agents for other players, and using common sense, is that Giannis will not be traded to Beans, he probably will be traded to Miami, and less probably but not totally unreasonably he will extend with Beer. And WHEN whatever happens happens, there is no real or even artificial deadline. The chumming and the disinformation could not impossibly go on beyond draft night.

The Welcome Phenomenon

New Yorkers, from bartenders to teenagers to TV celebrities, turned the city orange and blue in an unusual but welcome sign of unity.

From spontaneous block parties in Brooklyn to official watch parties in parks and outside Madison Square Garden, the city transformed into a sea of orange and blue last week as New Yorkers rallied behind the Knicks on the road to an N.B.A. championship.

They screamed, danced and laughed, climbed on top of cars and buses, and dangled from stoplights. It was a citywide celebration. Even the Baklava Guy showed up with free delights.

Sports bring people together, and the Knicks channeled that energy in a city where unity isn’t exactly common. Detainees at Rikers Island had their own watch parties. People from every background, age group, race and ethnicity pushed aside differences for the shared cultural experience of cheering the Knicks on in the streets.

...

After the Knicks lost in Game 3, it [was] “Knicks in five!”

And so it was.

And the entire city was there to witness it from the beginning.

...

“It feels good because this is our team. It feels good for our city.”--Celina Patterson, 33

...

“This feels like the most community I’ve felt in this city in a hot minute.”--Bleart Ademi, 19

...

 the games had brought everyone together.

...confident that the team would close out the series that night and loved how the games had brought everyone together.

“It’s never been like this.”-- Javier Moran, 19.

Toilet Nation

Trump declares D.C.'s July 4 celebration a "TRUMP RALLY"

Axios

Yawnis

"The league believes this is finally going to happen… Talks have intensified over the last 7-10 days. He has focused on wanting to be a member of the Miami Heat. Because he has 1 year on his contract he has some control over that. The Heat and Bucks have been talking for months and have not agreed to a deal because the Bucks don’t love the Heat’s offer. There are 3rd and 4th teams involved.”

Brian Windhurst on "Get Up"

Public Occurrences June 15, 2026

NetanYAHOO! Good morning Israelites and Israel Firsters!

Itty, you up there, you Official Greeter, what do you have to say?

"Trump’s agreement does not bind us. Israel is not subject to the United States, and we are an independent and sovereign country.”-Itamar Ben Gvir, Netanyahu’s minister of national security.

Itty, would you give us here in the Toilet Nation demonstrations that your Protectorate does not bow in servility to your Christian master? Refuse all aid; reject any coordination of mission. You're a bully, a small man with a big mouth. Shut your pie hole and act.

Israel fears Trump weary of ‘highly suspicious’ Netanyahu and could 'flip' amid Iran deal: analyst

A diplomat said the strikes were 'a clear attempt by Israel to sabotage the president's deal and drag the US back into war'

...a concern highlighted Sunday after the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) struck Beirut for a second time.

...the strikes came as Netanyahu prepared to convene Israel’s Security Cabinet and after Trump announced a new U.S.-Iran memorandum of understanding (MOU) was expected to be signed

..."a clear attempt by Israel to sabotage the president’s deal and drag the United States back into war."--Fox News Chief Foreign Correspondent Trey Yingst

Trump went on to condemn Israel's strikes in a post on Truth Social, also telling Axios that Netanyahu had "no fucking judgment."

"...there is a sense in Israel that Trump may be growing weary of Netanyahu and the Israelis, and many others believe that if he got sick and tired of him, he could break norms in other directions and flip on Israel,"--Natan Sachs, a senior fellow at the Middle East Institute, an Israeli foreign policy expert

Natan, goo' buddy, that's what comes with voluntarily being a Protectorate!

...the Israeli prime minister's office released a statement shortly after Trump announced the possible deal with Tehran on June 11.

Jerusalem "is not a party to the memorandum of understanding" between Washington and Tehran...

See Shehbaz!

"Trump was a huge opportunity for Netanyahu because he was willing to break the mold on anything, but Israel has made a potentially strategic, historic mistake in putting all its eggs in one basket." 

Yes, they have, Natan! Yes, they have. Well put. All eggs in one basket risks one big nuclear-fried omelette.

..."Trump likes quick wins. Once the quick win did not materialize — and it did not — now you have a whole new set of problems."

"The U.S. may turn away and be uninterested..."

Red Fox

 

Public Occurrences June 14, 2026

Toilet Nation Premier Calls New York Times on Telephone, Claims Strait of Hormuz will be "permanently toll free"

Also, Trump...described Israel’s prime minister as “a very difficult guy.”

You see, Shehbaz, he doesn't have the aforementioned "very difficult guy" firmly in his grasp. Word is Shehbaz (my mouth to your ears only), he is thinking of "primarying"  that inferior individual if, and when, there are ever "elections" again in the Protectorate.

In a 28-minute phone conversation that Mr. Trump initiated from the White House residence, and a brief follow-up call...

-had remade the Middle East in America’s favor.

-had saved the Protectorate from nuclear obliteration (although the Governor objected to this (He's soo difficult)

-excoriated Netanyahu for mounting attacks that nearly derailed the final agreement.

-said difficult guy "should be very thankful to us for doing this. Because if Iran had a nuclear weapon, Israel wouldn’t be around for two hours.”

The memorandum of understanding, for example, only suspends tolls in the strait for 60 days [and only starting Friday, David, if the MoU is signed (electronically)], and then promises a regional dialogue about the future. Iran had never charged tolls before the war, so Mr. Trump is essentially celebrating a return to the prewar status quo.

...the president sounded in a celebratory mood, talking about the coming Ultimate Fighting Championship event being held on the South Lawn of the White House and the possibility that it could be interrupted by rain. “This happens in wartime,” he said.

YES

Deal is reached to end Iran war and Trump orders stop to US naval blockade

ISLAMABAD (AP) — The United States and Iran have reached an agreement to end the war and open the Strait of Hormuz...

-Details of the deal were not immediately available. 

-Key issues like Iran’s nuclear program are expected to be addressed later. 

-Pakistan said the signing will be Friday in Switzerland.

-“Congratulations to all! I hereby fully authorize the toll free opening of the Strait of Hormuz, and, simultaneously herewith, authorize the immediate removal of the United States Naval blockade.”--Toilet Nation Premier

The Florida Criminal cannot "authorize" the opening of the Strait as it is Iran's, not his tolls.

-Iran’s deputy foreign minister, Kazem Gharibabadi, confirmed the agreement on state television but said Iran would not start implementing it until it was signed on Friday. 

So until the "Memorandum of Understanding" is signed (electronically) Friday, June 19, Iran does not authorize "the toll free opening of the Strait" and the Toilet Nation blockade of Iran's ports will not be lifted.

-“Both sides have declared the immediate and permanent termination of military operations on all fronts, including in Lebanon,” Pakistani Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif said

Shehbaz, pardon the nit-picking but there is another, completely subservient to be sure, "side" that is involved exclusively in Lebanon, the Toilet Protectorate of Israel. I pick this nit bc although the Toilet Nation Premier has averred that "I call the shots", he has only with difficulty and many "Fuck Fuck Fuck's" been able to reign in Protectorate Governor Netanyahu.

-Broader negotiations on outstanding issues like Iran’s nuclear program would continue over the next 60 days...

-The deal likely returns the region to a status that existed before the war, but with thousands of people dead and Iran wielding a new source of negotiating pressure with its ability to influence shipping in the strait.

Other than that...[Lincoln joke], how was the war, Trumpie? "Congratulations to all!"

AP

After a short night and a long day, we close tonight on a worthless topic, one that obsesses area codes 617, 414, and 305 only

Where.

Will.

Giannis Antetokounmpo end up? 

And we have the latest opinion of sports futures investors on this worthless topic (until the Oracle Shams Charania gives it to us straight). To the gambling addicts!

Polymarket: Miami 47%, Boston 38%.

Kalshi's investors are significantly more bullish on the 601 Biscayne black hole sucking Le Greek Freak into South Beach: 59%-29%.

Good night Heaters and haters, Beans and anti-Beans, "Bucks" and Male Deer.

Seems like such a nice place, doesn't it, the Israeli Protectorate?

Jewish people the world over have every reason to be proud that they have a homeland that is so admirable in every way, that is a beacon of democracy in an arid desert, that embodies the humanism of Judaism, that is universally so well-regarded and respected, independent, self-reliant,--they don't want anybody's help!--that's what world Jewry has in the Protectorate (you know, in case things go "south" if they live elsewhere). Yessir, that's what they have.

When dad won't let me go to sleep till 1 am and then gets up at 7!😾

 

"Knicks" World Champs

It felt as inevitable to me as if it was scripted. Didn't it you? "Spurs" first quarter jump, been there; "Spurs" 15-point, third quarter lead, done that; Brrrunson 13-straight points in the fourth quarter for the win, yeah, bought the tee-shirt.

Yes! Joy! Impossible! A Muslim soshi 34-year old mayor and a 56-year old championship.

EXCELLENT write-up by Times. NOT twee. Excellent writing.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/14/nyregion/knicks-new-york-city-nba-championship-win.html

😂

New York or Nowhere 

GOOD MORNING KNICKELODEONS!

 I can identify a Hindu, four Asians, possibly a Muslim, likely Latinx, white people, men, women.

A Charles Manson disciple--I'M KIDDING!--a whiter shade of pale, a Latinx, and a guy with his hands on his head lol.

    

God, or Allah, or Krishna, or the Godhead, bless you young man. You are my Fan MVP! LOL

My favorite picture: Three Black people, two of them women, a Latinx (?) hugging a guy in a keffiyeh LOLOL

That has to be like Midtown. Pretty toney group. Lotta whiteys. Pretty white woman, pretty, I'm...pretty sure, Ethiopian woman, Blacks, Asians, old Grateful Dead guy (partially obscured by pretty white woman.

I WOULD SAY THOSE PHOTOS (FROM THE POSTIES) DO JUSTICE TO THE DIVERSITY, THE BEAUTY AND THE SPIRIT OF THE WORLD'S GREATEST CITY! YOU ARE THE BEST OF AMERICA! THE COUNTRY WORSHIPS YOU! I AM SO PROUD OF YOU NEW YORK, NEW YORK!

JALEN BRUNSON 45 PTS IN 41'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KNICKS WORLD CHAMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

OH FOUL UP 3 BY NY!!!!

...makes 2nd, 90-93, :8.8, "Spurs" FTO. FUCKING MISSED FTS HAVE PUT GAME IN JEOPARDY FOR NY!!!!

SA foul :8.8, Bridges misses first...

90-92, :16.3, NY FTO. SA will foul ASAP. Brown is thinking of a play where they can't.

88-92, :20, "Spurs" FTO

Hart missed 1/2 fts, then Anunoby missed 1/2.

"KNICKS" GET REB OFF HART MISSED FT!

88-91, :21.6

88-90, :26.1, SA fouls

BRRRUNSON 88-90, :52.9

TIED! 88, 1:16 4Q

86-88, 1:53 4Q